Dad Jokes 
139Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call a fake noodle?
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why was the math book sad?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
Why did the chicken join a band?
How do you organize a space party?
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Why did the player go to school?
How did the computer get drunk?
What did the zero say to the eight?
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
What do you call a belt made of watches?
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Why was the broom late?
What do you call a bear with no ears?
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Why did the man run around his bed?
Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call an educated tube?
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Why was the math book sad?
Why can’t you trust stairs?
What do you call a man who can’t stop telling puns?
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
Why did the fish blush?
How do you make a tissue dance?
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Why was the computer cold?
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
Why do ducks have feathers?
What did one hat say to the other?
Why did the man run around his bed?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar?
What’s a bee’s favorite haircut?
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
How do you organize a space party?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
What did one hat say to the other?
Why did the chicken join a band?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Why did the math book look sad?
How did the computer get drunk?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the fish blush?
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
What did the zero say to the eight?
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
What do you call a man who can’t stop telling puns?
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
What do you call a bear with no ears?
Looking for a hearty laugh? You’ve come to the right place! Here’s a collection of 100 funny jokes for adults that will tickle your funny bone and have you rolling on the floor. Perfect for parties, gatherings, or just to share with friends, these jokes cover a range of topics and styles, ensuring there’s something for everyone. So, grab your favorite drink and get ready to enjoy some laughs!
Why Funny Jokes Are Essential
Humor is a universal language that connects people. Whether it’s a witty one-liner or a clever pun, funny jokes lighten the mood and create a shared experience of joy. So let’s jump right into these hilarious gems!
100 Funny Jokes for Adults
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drums!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
Why did the player go to school?
To improve their crafting skills!
How did the computer get drunk?
It took too many screenshots!
What did the zero say to the eight?
“Nice belt!”
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?
Because it was a cheetah!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience!
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time!
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investi-gator!
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
“R,” but it’s really the C that he loves!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!
What do you call an educated tube?
A graduated cylinder!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Why can’t you trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something!
What do you call a man who can’t stop telling puns?
A pun-derful person!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
“Lunch is on me!”
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butts!
What did one hat say to the other?
“You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain!
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange!
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!
Why did the girl bring a ladder to the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
What’s a bee’s favorite haircut?
A buzz cut!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investi-gator!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
“R,” but it’s really the C that he loves!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
What did one hat say to the other?
“You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drums!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
How did the computer get drunk?
It took too many screenshots!
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What did the zero say to the eight?
“Nice belt!”
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
What do you call a man who can’t stop telling puns?
A pun-derful person!
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!
What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
Wrap-Up
There you have it—100 funny jokes for adults! These quips and puns are sure to brighten up your day and bring smiles to your friends. Share them, laugh together, and keep the humor alive! If you want more laughs, feel free to come back for more jokes anytime.