Dad Jokes 
Funny quick jokes are perfect for a fast laugh or breaking the ice! They’re short, snappy, and easy to remember, making them great for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who needs a quick pick-me-up. Here’s a collection of hilarious quick jokes that are sure to get you giggling in no time!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy bear!
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience!
What do you call a fish without eyes?
Fsh!
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up!
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room!
Why did the duck go to the party?
Because he heard it was going to be a quackin’ good time!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
These funny quick jokes are perfect for sharing in any setting. Keep them handy for those moments when you need a little laughter to brighten someone’s day!