Dad Jokes 
Step right up, brave knights and fair maidens! Gather ‘round as we journey back to the times of castles, dragons, and gallant quests with a collection of medieval jokes that’ll have you laughing harder than a jester at a royal banquet! Whether you’re hosting a themed party or just want to amuse your friends, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. Let’s dive into the world of chivalry and humor!
1-10: Knights and Jesters
1. Why did the knight get kicked out of the bar?
Because he kept trying to “sword” the drinks!
2. What do you call a knight who’s afraid to fight?
Sir Render!
3. Why was the medieval castle so cold?
Because it was full of drafts!
4. How do knights keep their pants up?
With a knight belt!
5. What’s a jester’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good “pun”-ch!
6. Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his “crown” checked!
7. What did the peasant say to the knight?
“Can I borrow your sword? Mine is a little dull!”
8. How did the knight survive the dragon attack?
He used “armor” for protection!
9. Why did the princess go to the ball?
To find a “prince” of a guy!
10. What do you call a medieval vegetable garden?
A “thyme” machine!
11-20: Chivalry and Quips
11. Why did the king’s horse break up with the knight?
He couldn’t handle all the “stable” drama!
12. What do you call a medieval cat?
A “purr-incess”!
13. Why did the knight always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw his sword!
14. What’s a medieval knight’s favorite drink?
“Knight”-cap!
15. How do you throw a medieval party?
You “knight” it up!
16. What did the dragon say to the knight?
“Don’t get burned out on me!”
17. Why was the knight always calm?
Because he had a “chivalrous” disposition!
18. What did the knight say when he saw a dragon?
“Let’s make this a “roaring” good time!”
19. Why did the jester go to school?
To improve his “pun-derstanding”!
20. What’s a knight’s favorite dessert?
“Knight” cake!
21-30: Jousting and Laughter
21. How did the knight get his horse to run faster?
He put on some “jousting” music!
22. Why did the jester become a chef?
He wanted to master the art of “fool” cuisine!
23. What did the princess say to the knight at the dance?
“Don’t be so “knight”-y, just have fun!”
24. What’s a dragon’s favorite game?
“Hot” potato!
25. Why was the medieval artist always broke?
Because he couldn’t find his “golden” ratio!
26. How do knights get their daily exercise?
They “joust” around!
27. Why did the queen go to the doctor?
She had a “crown” ache!
28. What do you call a knight with a speech impediment?
Sir Mumbles!
29. Why did the castle’s moat get so dirty?
Because the dragon kept “splashing” around!
30. How do you organize a medieval banquet?
You “feast” your eyes on the details!
31-40: Tales of Yore
31. Why was the medieval knight such a great musician?
Because he had perfect “pitch” on his sword!
32. What do you call a medieval knight who tells dad jokes?
A “pun”-ting knight!
33. Why did the princess sit on the wall?
She wanted to see the “kingdom”!
34. How did the knight stay in shape?
He did “sword” workouts!
35. What’s a knight’s favorite type of humor?
“Knight” humor!
36. What did the medieval baker say?
“Let them eat cake — and bread!”
37. Why did the king go to the gym?
To work on his “royal” gains!
38. How does a jester stay fit?
By juggling!
39. What do you call a dragon who loves to sing?
A “fire” performer!
40. Why did the knight bring a ladder to battle?
To reach new heights in his quest!
41-50: Quirky Quests
41. What did the knight say to his horse before battle?
“Let’s make it a ‘stable’ fight!”
42. Why did the courtier bring string to the castle?
He wanted to tie up loose ends!
43. How do you send a message in medieval times?
By carrier pigeon or by “knight”-ly courier!
44. Why did the knight become a gardener?
He wanted to grow his own “knight”-shade!
45. What’s a wizard’s favorite way to communicate?
With “spell”-check!
46. How did the medieval knight propose?
With a “ring” of honor!
47. Why did the dragon go to therapy?
It had too many “burning” issues!
48. What do you call a group of knights who like to tell stories?
A “tale” of knights!
49. Why did the knight always carry a map?
He didn’t want to get “lost” in battle!
50. How does a knight prepare for a duel?
He “swords” up!
51-60: Medieval Jokes
51. Why did the king’s throne get stolen?
It was a “royal” heist!
52. What do you call a medieval show with music and dancing?
A “court”-ly performance!
53. How do knights celebrate after a big victory?
With a “jubilant” feast!
54. Why did the knight refuse to play cards?
He was afraid of “getting dealt” a bad hand!
55. What do you call a clumsy knight?
Sir Falls-a-lot!
56. How did the princess escape from the tower?
With a little “tower” power!
57. Why did the knight always bring a pen?
In case he needed to sign his “royal decree”!
58. What did the jester say after telling a bad joke?
“I’ll work on my “punch”-lines!”
59. Why did the dragon join a gym?
To get in “fire-breathing” shape!
60. How do you know if a knight is lying?
His “sword” is always out of hand!
61-70: Merriment in the Air
61. Why did the knight refuse to get on the horse?
He was “tired” of riding!
62. What’s a peasant’s favorite game?
“Farm”ville!
63. Why did the castle walls get built?
To keep the “baddies” out!
64. How do you ask a knight out on a date?
“Would you like to join me for a ‘joust’ of romance?”
65. What do you call a fairy tale about knights?
A “knight”-mare!
66. Why did the jester bring a ladder to the party?
To elevate the fun!
67. What’s a dragon’s favorite exercise?
Fire drills!
68. Why did the knight break up with his girlfriend?
She found him too “sword” for her!
69. What did the knight say to the dragon who wouldn’t leave?
“Get out, you’re breathing fire in my castle!”
70. Why did the queen go to art school?
To learn how to draw her “royal” subjects!
71-80: Laughter Across the Ages
71. What do you call a knight who is also a poet?
Sir Writes-a-lot!
72. Why did the king invite the jester to his wedding?
To add some “punch” to the ceremony!
73. How did the knight get his shiny armor?
He polished it with a “sword” of honor!
74. Why did the peasants start a band?
Because they wanted to make “harvest” music!
75. What’s a medieval knight’s favorite movie?
“Knight at the Museum”!
76. Why did the courtier always carry an umbrella?
In case of a “knight”-time shower!
77. What do you call a king who loves math?
A “calculator” king!
78. How does a knight order his food?
“Knight”-ly served, please!
79. Why did the dragon start a blog?
To share its “fiery” tales!
80. What’s a knight’s favorite type of cheese?
“Knight”-sliced cheddar!
81-90: More Medieval Fun
81. What did the jester say when he became a knight?
“I’m ready to serve up some laughs!”
82. Why did the knight always carry a broom?
To “sweep” the competition away!
83. What do you call a knight who’s great at math?
Sir Count-a-lot!
84. Why did the king always win at chess?
Because he had “checkmate” skills!
85. What’s a dragon’s favorite season?
“Fire” season!
86. How do you know if a knight is on vacation?
His armor is at “rest”!
87. What do you call a lazy jester?
A “snooze”-ter!
88. Why did the knight apply for a job?
He wanted to earn his “keep”!
89. What did the princess say to the knight who saved her?
“Thanks for the ‘knight’-ly deed!”
90. Why did the castle hire a gardener?
To keep the “royal” grounds in shape!
91-100: Final Quests
91. What’s a knight’s favorite exercise?
“Sword” lifting!
92. Why did the jester get kicked out of the party?
He couldn’t stop “joking” around!
93. How do knights stay organized?
With a “chivalry” calendar!
94. What did the knight do when he lost his sword?
He “sought” help!
95. Why did the princess visit the blacksmith?
To get her crown “reforged”!
96. What do you call a group of knights in a band?
“Knight”-ed musicians!
97. Why did the medieval baker get arrested?
For “rolling” in the dough!
98. How do you make a knight laugh?
Tickle his “armor”!
99. What’s a jester’s favorite sport?
Juggling!
100. Why did the knight cross the road?
To rescue the princess on the other side!
There you have it, noble friends! A feast of medieval jokes fit for any gathering. Whether you’re sharing a laugh around the table or entertaining guests at a feast, these jokes will surely bring joy to your kingdom. So armor up, grab your goblet, and let the laughter echo through the halls!