Dad Jokes 
Looking to add some spice to your conversations? These sex jokes are perfect for him and will definitely bring some laughs! Get ready for a cheeky collection of humor that’s just a bit risqué.
Hilariously Naughty Jokes
Here are 30 sex jokes for him that are sure to entertain:
1. Why did the man bring a ladder to bed?
“Because he heard the best way to reach new heights is to go down!”
2. What’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
“The taste!”
3. How do you make a hormone?
“Don’t pay her!”
4. What did one piece of sushi say to the other?
“I’m soy into you!”
5. Why do scientists say that sex is like math?
“Because you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply!”
6. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
“Live stream, just like in bed!”
7. Why was the man so good at making love?
“He had plenty of practice with his hand!”
8. What do you call a woman who has lost her virginity?
“A ‘very busy’ lady!”
9. Why did the woman start reading a sex book?
“To improve her ‘novel’ techniques!”
10. How does a man in a hurry make love?
“He puts it in and then takes it out, calling it a ‘drive-by’!”
11. What did the husband say to his wife after a night of passion?
“You’re a great investment; I’m always getting a return!”
12. Why did the couple go to therapy?
“To work on their ‘intimacy issues’—and spice things up!”
13. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a job?
“After a while, you don’t want to work anymore!”
14. Why don’t skeletons fight?
“They don’t have the guts… but they sure know how to get down!”
15. What do you call a guy who can’t get a date?
“A ‘man-saster!’”
16. Why do men like to watch porn?
“Because it’s cheaper than therapy!”
17. How does a penguin build its house?
“Igloos it together… just like a good relationship!”
18. What’s the best part of a relationship?
“The ‘after-party’—if you know what I mean!”
19. Why did the girl break up with her boyfriend?
“He couldn’t keep up with her ‘intensity’!”
20. How do you know you’ve had enough sex?
“When you can’t find the energy to roll over!”
21. Why did the woman bring string to bed?
“To tie up loose ends!”
22. How do you organize a space party?
“You planet, and make sure it gets a little out of this world!”
23. What did the fisherman say to the octopus?
“You’ve got some serious game!”
24. Why did the couple start a gardening business?
“They wanted to grow their relationship… and more!”
25. What’s the difference between love and marriage?
“In love, you’re a romantic; in marriage, you’re just ‘romantically challenged’!”
26. Why did the guy stare at the can of orange juice?
“Because it said ‘concentrate’—just like he does in bed!”
27. What’s a cat’s favorite position?
“Purr-fectly spooned!”
28. Why do men always want to marry virgins?
“They can’t handle the competition!”
29. How does a man signal he’s ready for sex?
“He takes off his socks—game on!”
30. Why did the man take a bath before bed?
“To make sure he was ‘clean’ for a good time!”
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These sex jokes for him are great for breaking the ice or adding a cheeky twist to your conversations. Enjoy the laughter and keep the mood playful!