Dad Jokes 
Let’s dive into some cheeky humor with these hilarious condom jokes! Perfect for breaking the ice or adding a little spice to your conversations, these puns are sure to bring some laughter while keeping it light-hearted.
1. Why did the condom go to school?
Because it wanted to get a little more “protection”!
2. What did the condom say to the banana?
“Stop peeling around and let’s get to the point!”
3. Why don’t condoms ever get lost?
Because they always come with a “wrapper”!
4. What’s a condom’s favorite type of music?
Anything that has a good “beat”!
5. Why did the condom break up with the birth control pill?
It just wasn’t feeling “protected” anymore!
6. How do you make a condom laugh?
Tickle its “wrapper”!
7. What do you call a condom that tells jokes?
A “pun-dum”!
8. Why was the condom always calm?
Because it knew how to handle pressure!
9. How did the condom propose?
With a ring—and a promise of protection!
10. What did one condom say to the other during a wild party?
“Let’s stick together and have some fun!”
11. Why are condoms good at keeping secrets?
Because they never leak!
12. What did the condom say when it won an award?
“I’m just here to protect and serve!”
13. Why did the condom break up with the cotton?
It wanted something more “stretchy”!
14. What do you call a condom that’s great at math?
A “calculating cover”!
15. Why did the couple take a condom to dinner?
In case things got a little too “spicy”!
16. What’s a condom’s favorite game?
Hide and “seek”!
17. Why did the condom sit on the shelf?
Because it was feeling a little “boxed in”!
18. How do you know if a condom is good?
When it has a great sense of “protection”!
19. What did the condom say when it got a promotion?
“Time to step up my game!”
20. Why do condoms never get stressed?
Because they always know how to “roll with it”!
Conclusion
These condom jokes are a fun way to add some laughter to any conversation! Share them with friends for a light-hearted moment and enjoy the smiles they bring. Remember, a little humor goes a long way in keeping things entertaining!