Dad Jokes 
Get ready to jam out with these funny music jokes! Whether you’re a musician or just love to listen, these jokes will hit all the right notes and bring some laughter to your day. Let’s dive in!
1. Why did the musician get kicked off the plane?
Because he had too much baggage!
2. How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue!
3. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many sharp instruments!
4. What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
Banana-na-naaaa!
5. Why was the piano locked out of the house?
Because it couldn’t find the right key!
6. What do you call a fish that plays the piano?
A bass player!
7. Why did the singer bring a ladder to the gig?
Because she wanted to reach the high notes!
8. What kind of music do planets listen to?
Neptunes!
9. How do you know if a violin is out of tune?
You can hear it!
10. Why did the scarecrow win a music award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
11. What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Dropped out!
12. Why did the band break up?
They couldn’t find common tempo!
13. What do you call a musical insect?
A humbug!
14. Why was the guitar teacher so good at math?
Because he knew how to work with fractions!
15. What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell!
16. Why did the musician bring string to the bar?
To tie one on!
17. How do you make a bandstand?
You take away their chairs!
18. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite instrument?
The trombone!
19. Why did the music note go to school?
To improve its scale!
20. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor!
21. Why was the musician late to work?
Because he couldn’t find his note!
22. How did the singer feel after finishing the song?
In tune with himself!
23. What do you call a cow that plays music?
A moo-sician!
24. Why do musicians get along so well?
Because they can always find common chords!
25. What do you get when you cross a musical artist with a garden?
A blooming good time!
These funny music jokes are sure to strike a chord with anyone who loves a good laugh. Share them with friends at your next jam session or concert for some extra fun! Enjoy!