Dad Jokes 
Ahoy, matey! If you’re ready to set sail on a sea of laughter, these pirate jokes for adults are perfect for adding some humor to your day. Let’s dive into this treasure trove of jokes!
1. Why did the pirate go to school?
To improve his arrrrrrrrrticulation!
2. What do pirates do on their birthday?
They party like a buccaneer!
3. How do pirates prefer to communicate?
With Arrr-ticulate gestures!
4. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might think it’s “R,” but it’s actually the C!
5. Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore!
6. What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
“I’m eighty and planking!”
7. Why did the pirate get kicked out of the bar?
Because he kept arrgh-ing up the place!
8. What did the pirate say when he lost his ship?
“I’m a-sail and no longer in control!”.
9. How do pirates prefer their steak?
Arrr and well done!
10. What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise?
The plank!
11. How do pirates keep their ships in shape?
With booty camps!
12. What do you call a pirate who skips class?
Captain Hooky!
13. Why did the pirate bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
14. What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of movie?
Arrr-rated!
15. Why don’t pirates ever get lost?
They always follow the ARRR-rows!
16. How do you know a pirate is on a diet?
He only eats cannons!
17. What’s a pirate’s favorite drink?
Rum and coke… because it’s the spirit of adventure!
18. Why do pirates love going to the beach?
Because they enjoy the sandbar!
19. What did the pirate say to his girlfriend?
“I’m hooked on you!”
20. Why did the pirate break up with his girlfriend?
She had too much baggage—her booty was just too heavy!
These pirate jokes for adults are sure to bring some humor to your next gathering or just brighten up your day! Share them with your crew and enjoy the laughter!