Dad Jokes 
Looking to add some cheesy humor to your Valentine’s Day? These Valentine dad jokes are perfect for sharing with your loved ones. Get ready to cringe and chuckle!
1. What did one piece of sushi say to the other?
“I soy you a lot!”
2. Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
3. What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb?
“I love you a watt!”
4. Why did the skeleton go to the Valentine’s party alone?
He had no body to love!
5. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
6. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring!
7. What did the Valentine card say to the other?
“I’m really into you!”
8. Why did the boy bring a ladder to his date?
Because he heard the girl was a high achiever!
9. What’s a vampire’s favorite romantic movie?
Love at First Bite!
10. What do you call a couple of bees in love?
Honeycomb!
11. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing and realized it had a crush!
12. What do you get when you kiss a dragon?
Fire love!
13. What did the calculator say to the pencil?
“You can count on me!”
14. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because you can see right through them—just like love!
15. What do you call a love letter from a cat?
Purr-sonal!
16. How did the farmer find his true love?
He plowed through the field!
17. What did the man say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
“Nothing, he just gave her a big hug!”
18. Why did Cupid break up with his girlfriend?
Because she had too many issues!
19. What’s the best way to keep your partner happy?
A little kissing and a lot of hugging!
20. What did the heart say to the other heart?
“You make me feel whole!”
These Valentine dad jokes are sure to bring a smile and a groan! Share them with your special someone and enjoy the love and laughter!