Dad Jokes 
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Ready for some laughs? These street jokes are perfect for sharing with friends or adding some humor to your day. Let’s hit the pavement and get started!
1. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
3. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
7. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
8. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
9. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
10. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
11. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!
12. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
13. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
14. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
15. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
16. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
17. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
18. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
19. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
20. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
These street jokes are perfect for bringing a smile to anyone’s face. Share them around and spread the laughter!