Dad Jokes 
Get Spooky with Dad Halloween Jokes!
Ready to get into the Halloween spirit? These dad Halloween jokes are sure to bring some spooky fun to your festivities! Perfect for kids and adults alike, these puns and one-liners will have everyone howling with laughter. So grab your broomsticks and let’s dive into some frightfully funny jokes!
Why did the ghost go to the party?
Because he heard it was going to be a “boo-tiful” night!
What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet!
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
Because they’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A necktarine!
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with him!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why did the zombie go to school?
He wanted to improve his “dead”ication!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
“Boo”-berry pie!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her W!
Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A “tomb”one!
Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank?
He wanted to work the graveyard shift!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A “hoblin!”
Why do ghosts love parties?
Because they’re such “spirited” people!
How do monsters tell their future?
They read their “horror-scope”!
Why did the headless horseman start a business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
What do you call a monster’s favorite game?
“Hide and shriek!”
Conclusion: Howl with Laughter from Dad Halloween Jokes!
And there you have it—a spooky selection of dad Halloween jokes that are sure to make your Halloween celebrations even more fun! Share them with friends and family, or use them to entertain the little ghosts and goblins at your Halloween party. Keep the laughter alive and enjoy the festivities!