Laughing at Life’s Quirks!

Get ready for some light-hearted humor with these no arms no legs jokes! Perfect for sharing a giggle and finding joy in the little things, these jokes will bring smiles all around.


1. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob!

2. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying on the front porch?

Matt!

3. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell!

4. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a closet?

Gene!

5. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art!

6. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed?

Phil!

7. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a car?

Jack!

8. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who loves to play the piano?

Claude!

9. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who loves to make pancakes?

Flapjack!

10. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your front lawn?

Yard!


Conclusion: Keep the Laughs Coming!

And there you have it—10 light-hearted no arms no legs jokes to bring a smile to your day! Share these with friends for a good laugh and enjoy the fun!

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