Dad Jokes 
If you’re looking for a bunch of laughs, grape jokes are ripe for the picking! Get ready to peel back the layers of humor and enjoy a juicy collection of puns and punchlines that will leave you in stitches. Let’s vine our way into some grape-tastic fun!
The Grape Escape
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
What do you call a sad grape?
A blue grape!
Why did the grape get a promotion?
Because it was outstanding in its field!
Vine and Dandy
What did one grape say to the other during a race?
“Don’t worry, we’ll wine down later!”
How do grapes answer the phone?
“Yellow!”
Why are grapes never lonely?
Because they hang out in bunches!
A Berry Good Time
What did the grape say when it got crushed?
“Nothing, it just let out a little wine!”
How do you make a grape smile?
Tickle its vine!
What’s a grape’s favorite game?
Hide and grape-seek!
Crushing It
Why did the grape join the gym?
To get fit for the vine!
What do you call a grape that plays the piano?
A “grape-iano”!
Why did the grape refuse to play cards?
Because it was afraid of getting crushed!
Raisin the Bar
What do grapes do when they’re mad?
They get a little vine-tastic!
Why was the grape always so calm?
Because it knew how to chill in the fridge!
What do you call a grape that’s always telling jokes?
A pun-derful fruit!
Sweet as Can Be
Why did the grape become an artist?
Because it had great grape-vision!
What’s a grape’s favorite musical instrument?
The grape-olin!
How do you compliment a grape?
“You’re grape-tacular!”
Juice It Up
Why did the grape get invited to every party?
Because it knows how to “raisin” the roof!
What did the grape say to the banana?
“You’re un-peel-ievably awesome!”
Why did the grape get kicked out of the party?
It was too smashed!
Wrapping It Up
What do you call a grape that can play guitar?
A rock star—grape style!
How did the grape feel about its new job?
It was grape-ly appreciated!
What do you call an optimistic grape?
A hopeful grape!
As we squeeze the last of these grape jokes, remember to keep the laughter flowing and enjoy every moment. Whether you’re sharing them with friends or enjoying them solo, these jokes are sure to make your day a little sweeter!