Clean Blonde Jokes

Here’s a collection of clean blonde jokes that are sure to bring a smile without crossing any lines. Enjoy the laughs!

Light-Hearted Laughs

Why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice?
Because it said “concentrate”!
How did the blonde break her leg while raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a blonde who can count to ten?
A mathematician!
Why did the blonde go to school with a ladder?
She wanted to go to high school!

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
“I hope it’s a girl, because I can’t raise a boy!”
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Give her a piece of paper with “flip” written on both sides!
What do you call a blonde in an elevator?
An optimistic person waiting for a “lift”!
Why did the blonde put her money in the blender?
She wanted to make some liquid assets!
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Why was the blonde excited to go to the beach?
Because she heard it was a great place to catch some rays!
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
Why did the blonde go to the doctor?
Because she thought she was a little “off-key”!
How does a blonde keep her car from getting stolen?
She parks it in a “no parking” zone!
What did the blonde say when she found a 50-dollar bill?
“Wow, I can buy half a pair of shoes!”

Why did the blonde get locked out of her house?
She couldn’t find her keys… they were in her other pair of pants!
How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?
There’s white-out on the screen!
Why did the blonde wear sunglasses at night?
Because she thought it would help her “see” better in the dark!
What’s a blonde’s favorite drink?
Anything “on the rocks”!
Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed?
To see how long she slept!

There you go—20 clean blonde jokes that are perfect for a good laugh! Share them with friends for some light-hearted fun!