Dad Jokes 
37Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Why did the chicken join a band?
How do you organize a space party?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
What do you call a fake noodle?
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the math book look sad?
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
How do you catch a squirrel?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
How does a scientist freshen their breath?
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What did the dirt say to the rain?
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why was the belt arrested?
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
Get ready for a collection of stupid but funny jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone! These silly one-liners and puns are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Let’s dive in!
Silly Snickers
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
Laughable Logic
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
“Arrr,” you’d think it’s “R,” but it’s actually the “C”!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
Just Plain Silly
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
“Dam!”
How does a scientist freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!
What did the dirt say to the rain?
If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!
There you have it—30 stupid but funny jokes to brighten your day! Perfect for sharing with friends or just enjoying a good laugh!