Dad Jokes 
Get ready to gobble up some laughter with these Thanksgiving dad jokes! Thanksgiving is the perfect time to gather around the table, share delicious food, and sprinkle in a little humor to lighten the mood. Whether you’re a turkey lover or just in it for the pie, these 20 Thanksgiving dad jokes will tickle your funny bone and keep the good vibes flowing. So, put on your stretchy pants, grab a slice of pumpkin pie, and let’s dive into the laughs!
1. What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, google, google!”
2. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
3. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Wobble pie!
4. Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
5. What do you call a stuffed animal that’s also a turkey?
A stuffed turkey!
6. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
Because it had 24 carrots!
7. What did one turkey say to the other?
“Get a grip, you’re going to lose your head!”
8. Why did the Pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Because they wore their buckles on their hats!
9. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you at Christmas!
10. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot!
11. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
“Boy, I’m stuffed!”
12. Why don’t you ever tell secrets on Thanksgiving?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
13. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock!
14. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself!
15. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of movie?
A fowl film!
16. Why did the turkey sit on the egg?
Because it wanted to hatch a plan!
17. What did the chef say to the turkey?
“Time to get your stuffing on!”
18. Why did the turkey get kicked out of the Thanksgiving party?
He was a little too stuffed!
19. What did the Thanksgiving turkey wear to the party?
A gobble gobble tie!
20. How can you tell if a turkey is going to win a race?
It always has the best “gobble”!
And there you have it—20 Thanksgiving dad jokes that are sure to bring joy and laughter to your holiday gathering! These jokes are perfect for sharing with family and friends as you enjoy a feast of gratitude. So, don’t be shy—let the puns fly and keep the spirit of Thanksgiving alive with humor and cheer!