Dad Jokes 
Ready to brighten your day with some light-hearted laughs? Blonde jokes are a classic way to bring a smile to your face, offering a blend of silliness and charm that’s hard to resist. These jokes are all in good fun and perfect for sharing with friends or just enjoying a giggle by yourself. So, let’s dive into 20 blonde jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone!
1. Why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice?
Because it said “concentrate” on the label!
2. What do you call a blonde who’s been in a tornado?
A blown-away blonde!
3. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
4. How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Write “please turn over” on both sides of a piece of paper!
5. Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle?
Because it said “3-5 years” on the box, and she did it in just one!
6. What’s the difference between a blonde and a carp?
One is a bottom-feeding fish, and the other is a fish!
7. Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed?
To see how long she slept!
8. How does a blonde define ‘courage’?
Getting a second helping of dessert!
9. Why did the blonde go to the bank with a suitcase?
She wanted to check her balance!
10. What did the blonde say when she found out she was going to be a grandmother?
“Does this mean I have to get a job?”
11. Why did the blonde wear a turtleneck?
Because she was trying to hide her neck!
12. How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?
There’s a stampede in the flower garden!
13. Why did the blonde go to the beach?
To catch some waves with her surfboard!
14. What did the blonde say when she was offered a job at the orange juice factory?
“Is it a squeeze?”
15. Why did the blonde put her money in the blender?
She wanted to make some liquid assets!
16. How did the blonde attempt to climb Mount Everest?
By using Google Maps to find the fastest route!
17. Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the party?
To draw attention to herself!
18. What do you call a blonde who has a brain?
A tourist!
19. Why did the blonde fail her driving test?
She thought a roundabout was a circle of friends!
20. What’s the best way to make a blonde laugh?
Just tell her a joke twice!
And there you have it—20 blonde jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your face and brighten your day! Remember, these jokes are all in good spirit and meant to share a laugh with friends and family. So, go ahead and spread the joy, because laughter is the best accessory a blonde (or anyone!) can wear!