Dad Jokes 
Looking for some dirty jokes for him that toe the line just right? Whether you’re aiming to make him blush or just crack up with a cheeky punchline, these jokes are sure to hit the mark. Remember, we’re keeping it clean, but with a playful twist that’ll make you both smile. Let’s get into 20 dad jokes that have just the right amount of “dirt” without crossing the line!
1. Why did the gardener break up with his girlfriend?
She kept bringing up old dirt!
2. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
3. Why was the shovel so bad at making friends?
Because it was always digging up dirt on people!
4. How does the ground feel after a long day?
A little dirty!
5. Why did the man take a bath with his rubber duck?
Because it squeaks when it’s clean!
6. What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop!
7. Why was the broom late to the meeting?
It swept the dirt under the rug!
8. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
9. Why don’t secrets stay hidden in a garden?
Because the dirt always spills!
10. What did the dustpan say to the broom?
“Keep sweeping me off my feet!”
11. Why did the man plant light bulbs?
He wanted to grow a power plant!
12. What happens when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
He has a meltdown!
13. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
14. What do you call a dirty joke that isn’t too dirty?
A clean freak!
15. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
16. How do farmers keep their crops safe?
They cover them in dirt!
17. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
18. Why was the sand wet?
Because the seaweed!
19. How does the earth say hello?
With a dirty grin!
20. What’s a dirt lover’s favorite kind of joke?
A dirty one, of course!
And there you have it—20 “dirty” jokes for him that are sure to bring out some laughs. Whether you’re sharing these jokes with a special someone or just want to have a little fun, they’re the perfect mix of cheeky and clean. So go ahead, drop these punchlines, and watch the smiles grow!