Dad Jokes 
Buckle Up for Some Hilarious Humor!
Get ready to hit the road with some side-splitting car jokes that will drive you wild with laughter! Whether you’re cruising down the highway or stuck in traffic, these jokes are sure to rev up your spirits and keep the good vibes rolling. So, shift your gears and let’s roll into a collection of jokes that will make you the comedian of any car ride!
1. Why did the car break up with its partner?
Because it couldn’t find the right “brake” in the relationship!
2. What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
A Toy-Yoda!
3. Why do cars never get lost?
Because they always follow the GPS—Good Positioning System!
4. What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look! I’m changing!
5. Why was the car so good at basketball?
Because it had great dribbling skills!
6. What did one car say to the other?
“Stop honking! I’m trying to park!”
7. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch! (It’s a bit of a stretch, but hey, it’s a car joke!)
8. Why don’t cars ever get tired?
Because they come with a spare!
9. What do you call a car that never stops?
A “go”-cart!
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field—just like a classic car in a classic show!
11. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
12. What do you call a Ford that’s fallen asleep?
A Ford Escort!
13. How do you catch a squirrel in a car?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
14. Why did the computer go to the car dealership?
To buy a new “byte”!
15. What do you get when you cross a car with a dog?
A fur-rari!
16. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks—just like a car has the best sound system!
17. How do cars stay warm in the winter?
They wear “auto-matic” blankets!
18. Why did the car apply for a job?
It wanted to be a “wheely” good employee!
19. What do you call a car that tells jokes?
A pun-derful ride!
20. Why did the car become a comedian?
Because it wanted to get a few laughs out of its exhaust!
Time to Hit the Road!
And there you have it—twenty car jokes that are sure to fuel your laughter! Whether you’re sharing these with friends on a road trip or just enjoying them solo, these jokes are bound to get you giggling. So, the next time you’re on the road or in the passenger seat, don’t forget to unleash these gems and keep the fun rolling!