Dad Jokes 
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Get ready to laugh out loud because I’ve got a collection of the worlds funniest jokes that will tickle your funny bone! Whether you’re looking to impress your friends or just want a good chuckle, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the laughter!
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- Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! - What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta! - Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field! - How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together! - Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired! - What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!” - Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts! - What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese! - Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one! - What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear! - Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems! - What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator! - Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus! - What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! - Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy! - How do you organize a space party?
You planet! - Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go! - What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite! - Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up! - What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated!
Share the Laughter!
These worlds funniest jokes are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or even strangers to lighten the mood. So go ahead, spread the joy, and let the laughter roll!