Dad Jokes 
Welcome to the wonderfully weird world of potato jokes! Whether you’re a fan of fries, baked potatoes, or mashed delights, these jokes are sure to peel back a few laughs. Get ready to dig into some hilarious humor that’ll have you rolling on the floor!
1. Why did the potato cross the road?
To get to the other fries!
2. What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water?
A hesitator!
3. How do you know a potato is having a bad day?
It’s feeling fried!
4. What’s a potato’s favorite movie?
The Mash-sic of Oz!
5. Why didn’t the potato get invited to hang out?
Because it was a little too mashed!
6. What do you call a potato that tells jokes?
A funny tuber!
7. Why was the potato a great musician?
Because it had perfect “a-peel”!
8. How do you fix a broken potato?
With a potato patch!
9. What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes that never forget!
10. What did the potato say to the couch?
“I’m just here for the couch potato time!”
11. Why do potatoes never get lost?
Because they always know how to find their way home—just follow the mashed road!
12. What do you call a potato that loves to dance?
A sweet tater!
13. Why did the potato start a band?
Because it wanted to be a rock star!
14. How did the potato respond to criticism?
“I’m just going to mash it off!”
15. What’s a potato’s favorite game?
Tater-tot and seek!
16. Why was the potato always calm?
Because it knew how to stay grounded!
17. What did one potato say to another during a race?
“Let’s get to the mash line first!”
18. How do potatoes get around town?
In their spud-mobile!
19. What do you call a potato that’s always in a hurry?
A fast-food tater!
20. Why did the potato break up with the carrot?
Because it found someone a-peeling!
There you have it! These potato jokes are perfect for a laugh at your next gathering or family dinner. Share them around the dinner table, and watch everyone crack up!