Dad Jokes 
Get ready to chuckle with these light-hearted Jesus jokes! Perfect for bringing a smile to your face, these jokes celebrate faith with a sprinkle of humor. Remember, it’s all about joy and laughter, so let’s dive right in!
1. Why didn’t they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck!
2. What kind of car would Jesus drive?
A Chrysler, because he had to go through the “cross” roads!
3. Why did Jesus always use the internet?
Because he wanted to connect with his followers!
4. How does Jesus like his eggs?
He likes them “Holy!”
5. Why did Jesus always find good friends?
Because he knew how to “cross” paths with the right people!
6. What’s Jesus’s favorite type of music?
Soul music!
7. What did Jesus say when he turned water into wine?
“I guess it’s time to get this party started!”
8. Why did Jesus get kicked out of the football game?
Because he kept getting “crossed”!
9. What do you call it when Jesus takes a break?
A “restoration”!
10. Why was Jesus so good at math?
Because he could multiply the loaves and fishes!
11. What kind of tea did Jesus drink?
“He-brew!”
12. Why did Jesus use parables?
To make his points “clear”!
13. What did Jesus say to the bread?
“You’re on a roll!”
14. How did Jesus stay so fit?
He had great “cross-training”!
15. What kind of shoes did Jesus wear?
“Sandal-wood” sandals!
16. Why did Jesus take a nap during the storm?
Because he knew he could “calm” the seas!
17. Why did the disciples always carry a pencil?
In case they needed to draw closer to Jesus!
18. What did Jesus say at the barbecue?
“Let’s get this grill-a-tion going!”
19. Why was Jesus a great soccer player?
Because he knew how to handle a “cross”!
20. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A “roamin’ Catholic”!
Share the Joy!
These Jesus jokes are a great way to spread laughter and joy among friends and family. Use them to lighten the mood and bring smiles to everyone’s faces. Remember, laughter is a gift that keeps on giving!