Dad Jokes 
It’s that time of year again! The summer break is coming to an end, and school is back in session. To help you and the kids ease into the new school year with a smile, here are some back to school jokes that are sure to get the giggles going. Grab your backpacks and let’s dive into some funny school humor!
1. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her students were so bright!
2. What do you call a school that only teaches music?
A “tune-iversity”!
3. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
4. What did the pencil say to the paper?
“I’m just going to draw on you!”
5. Why was the computer cold on the first day of school?
It left its Windows open!
6. What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC?
Times Square!
7. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
8. What did one school say to the other?
“You’ve got a lot of potential!”
9. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
Because she wanted to test the waters!
10. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests!
11. Why don’t you ever give Elsa a balloon for school?
Because she’ll let it go!
12. What do you call a student who’s great at math?
A “whiz-kid”!
13. Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
14. What do you call a fish that knows math?
A “mathematician”!
15. Why was the music teacher’s classroom so loud?
Because they were always “playing around”!
16. What do you call a snake that works for the school?
A “rattle-snake”!
17. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
18. What’s a ghost’s favorite subject in school?
“Spook-tacular science”!
19. Why did the teacher go to the principal’s office?
Because she was caught “class-ing around”!
20. What’s the best way to catch a school bus?
With a “bus-tle”!
Get Ready for a Fun School Year!
These back to school jokes are perfect for sharing with friends and family as you kick off another exciting year of learning. Use them to lighten the mood on that first day back, and remember to embrace the fun that school brings!