Out of Pocket Jokes

Sometimes, you just need a good laugh that catches you off guard! Out of pocket jokes are perfect for those moments when humor is unexpected, and a little bit outrageous. Get ready to chuckle (or cringe) as we dive into these punchy one-liners that push the envelope!

1. “I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!”

2. “I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, ‘They’re right behind you!’”

3. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

4. “I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else!”

5. “My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home!”

6. “I’d tell you a construction joke, but I’m still working on it.”

7. “Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!”

8. “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”

9. “I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”

10. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”

11. “I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something!”

12. “I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers!”

13. “I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.”

14. “I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist!”

15. “Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!”

16. “I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patients.”

17. “If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, ‘What’s happening?’”

18. “I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell you later.”

19. “I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.”

20. “My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that!”

And there you go! A collection of out of pocket jokes that are sure to catch you off guard and get a good laugh (or at least an eye roll). Share them with friends or save them for the next time you need to lighten the mood. After all, laughter is always in style—just keep it a little unexpected!