Dad Jokes 
Ready for some laughs? Here’s a collection of funny story jokes that will have you chuckling and shaking your head at the absurdity of it all. These stories are perfect for sharing with friends and family to brighten the mood. Let’s jump into the fun!
1. The Talking Dog
A man sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he knocks on the door. The owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. When the man goes into the backyard, he sees a dog sitting there.
“Can you talk?” the man asks.
“Yep,” the dog replies.
“So, what’s your story?” the man inquires.
The dog says, “I discovered my ability to talk when I was young. I wanted to help the government, so I worked with the CIA. I traveled the world, helped with missions, and saved lives. But now, I just want to retire and live a quiet life.”
Amazed, the man asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
“Ten dollars,” the owner says.
“Ten dollars? Why so cheap?” the man asks.
The owner replies, “Because he’s a liar! He didn’t do any of that stuff!”
2. The Forgetful Chef
A chef was in the kitchen preparing a big dinner for a fancy party. As he was slicing onions, he suddenly forgot what he was doing. He thought, “What am I making again?”
He walked to the dining room and saw the guests chatting. “Excuse me, what are we having for dinner?” he asked.
One guest replied, “You’re the chef! You tell us!”
The chef scratched his head, “Oh right! I’m making a stew, I think. Or maybe a soup?”
He rushed back to the kitchen, opened a pot, and shouted, “Oh no! I forgot to put in the vegetables!”
So, he grabbed a bag of frozen peas, threw them in, and shouted, “There we go! Dinner is saved!”
The guests started laughing. “What’s so funny?” the chef asked.
One guest said, “You just added a pea to the soup!”
3. The Lazy Dog
A man had a lazy dog who wouldn’t do anything but lie on the couch all day. Frustrated, he decided to take him to the vet.
The vet examined the dog and said, “Your dog is just lazy. He needs to get some exercise.”
So, the man took the dog for a walk, but the dog just lay down in the grass and refused to budge.
After hours of trying, the man sat down beside his dog and said, “You know what? If you’re not going to exercise, neither am I!”
The dog perked up, looked at him, and said, “Finally! Let’s just stay here and enjoy the sunshine!”
4. The Prankster
A boy loved to play pranks on his friends. One day, he decided to scare his friend Tim by pretending to be a ghost. He put on a white sheet and snuck up behind Tim while he was playing video games.
“BOO!” he shouted.
Tim jumped and turned around. “What are you doing? You scared me!”
The boy laughed and said, “I’m a ghost! Ooooo!”
Tim rolled his eyes and replied, “You’re not a ghost. You’re just a kid in a sheet.”
The boy pouted and said, “Fine! I’ll show you!”
He ran outside, jumped in the air, and fell into the mud. Covered in mud, he stood up and shouted, “Now I’m a muddy ghost!“
Tim burst into laughter. “Well, you definitely scared me now!”
5. The Confused Farmer
A farmer was trying to teach his son how to drive a tractor. He said, “Son, it’s simple! Just put it in gear and go!”
The boy jumped in and started driving, but he quickly ran into a fence.
The farmer sighed, “I told you to go straight!”
The son replied, “I thought you meant go straight into the fence!”
The farmer shook his head, “No! Just straight ahead!“
The son grinned and said, “Well, at least I know how to take a shortcut!”
Enjoy these funny story jokes and share them with friends and family for some great laughs!