Get ready to jingle all the way with these festive Christmas knock knock jokes! Perfect for spreading holiday cheer, these jokes are sure to make you and your friends laugh. So gather around the Christmas tree, and let’s get started!
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
²Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my name!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
²Hatch who?
Bless you! Now let’s go caroling!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
²Mary who?
Mary Christmas! I hope you have a great holiday!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you this Christmas!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
²Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to hang up your stockings!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce celebrate Christmas together!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snowflake.
²Snowflake who?
Snowflake the magic of Christmas is in the air!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
²Wendy who?
Wendy you think Santa will arrive?
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fleece.
²Fleece who?
Fleece don’t tell me you forgot the mistletoe!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
²Santa who?
Santa’s coming to town, so be good!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rudolph.
²Rudolph who?
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, let’s celebrate!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
²Egg who?
Egg-cited for Christmas morning!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carrot.
²Carrot who?
Carrot all for Christmas?
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mistletoe.
²Mistletoe who?
Mistletoe glad to see you this holiday!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
²Candice who?
Candice be the best Christmas ever?
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nutmeg.
²Nutmeg who?
Nutmeg you’re thinking about what to get me for Christmas!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
²Yule who?
Yule love this Christmas joke!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tinsel.
²Tinsel who?
Tinsel me about your Christmas plans!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sugar.
²Sugar who?
Sugar plums are dancing in my head!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
²Holly who?
Holly jolly Christmas to you!
These Christmas knock knock jokes are perfect for sharing with family and friends during the holiday season. Use them to bring some laughter and joy to your festive gatherings!