Dad Jokes 
Alright, let’s be real—Thanksgiving is supposed to be all about family, gratitude, and good food. But what’s a holiday feast without some laughter? And if your sense of humor is a little… on the naughty side, well, you’re in for a treat. I mean, who said the turkey should be the only thing stuffed this year? 😉
So, before you pass the mashed potatoes, how about passing around some dirty Thanksgiving jokes? Don’t worry, I’ll keep it just the right amount of spicy, so it’s not that uncomfortable when you’re sitting next to Aunt Karen.
1. Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks… and let’s be honest, that’s not the only stick it’s working with.
2. What did the turkey say to the seductive gravy boat?
“Come over here and pour yourself all over me.”
3. Why don’t turkeys go to bars?
Because they’re already roasted by the end of the night… if you know what I mean.
4. What’s the difference between stuffing and dressing?
Dressing waits till after dinner… stuffing goes in early.
5. What did the mashed potatoes say to the turkey?
“I’m whipped, but I can still handle you.”
6. Why did the cranberry sauce blush?
It saw the turkey dressing.
7. How did the turkey hit on the pumpkin pie?
“I’ll gobble you up if you give me a slice.”
8. Why don’t turkeys play poker?
Because they always lose their shirts… if they wore any.
9. What’s the turkey’s favorite position at dinner?
On the table, legs up.
10. Why do pilgrims never tell dirty jokes?
Because they already got stuffed.
11. Why did the turkey flirt with the dinner rolls?
Because it knew they’d get buttered up eventually.
12. What’s the dirtiest part of Thanksgiving dinner?
When the turkey gets basted. Things get real wet real fast.
13. How is Thanksgiving like your love life?
A lot of anticipation, but in the end, you’re just stuffed and sleepy.
14. Why did the turkey break up with the pie?
Because things got too flaky.
15. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a hot potato?
A steamy situation no one’s ready for.
16. What’s the turkey’s secret to picking up chicks?
A little gravy and a lot of sweet talk.
17. Why did the turkey bring a date to Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it didn’t want to be the only one getting stuffed.
18. How is a turkey like a bad date?
Takes hours to get ready, and in the end, it’s dry.
19. What’s the turkey’s pick-up line?
“Gobble me, swallow me, drip gravy down the side of me.”
20. Why did the pie refuse to date the turkey?
It knew things would get too flaky and heated way too fast.
And there you have it—20 dirty Thanksgiving jokes to spice up your holiday meal! Just make sure you know your audience before letting these jokes fly at the dinner table. Unless you want to be the reason Grandpa chokes on his stuffing. 😂 Happy Thanksgiving!