Dad Jokes 
Ready to embrace the funny and the slightly twisted? Here are some dark humor dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone while keeping it cheeky. Perfect for those with a taste for the macabre, these jokes are sure to elicit some laughs (and maybe a few gasps). Let’s dive in!
1. I used to have a job as a professional cricket player,
But I got caught!
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised!
4. I have a joke about death,
But it’s a killer!
5. Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded?
Because people are dying to get in!
6. My friend said he didn’t understand cloning.
I told him, “That makes two of us!”
7. I’d tell you a joke about an elevator,
But it’s an up and down kind of humor!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field—until he fell over!
9. I wanted to lose weight,
But it keeps finding me!
10. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
Because they can’t unwrap themselves!
11. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you!”
12. Why did the ghost go to the party?
He heard it was going to be deadly fun!
13. I have a fear of speed bumps,
But I’m slowly getting over it!
14. Why don’t zombies eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
15. I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.
He said, “Well, don’t go back to those places!”
16. I wanted to tell a time traveling joke,
But you didn’t like it!
17. I used to have a handle on life,
But then it broke off!
18. I have a great joke about a broken elevator,
But it’s an uphill battle!
19. What did one coffin say to the other?
“Is that you, or are you just happy to see me?”
20. I told my wife she was the reason I was losing my hair.
She said, “You should have thought of that before you married me!”
There you have it—20 dark humor dad jokes that mix the macabre with the fun! Share them with friends who appreciate a little edge in their humor and enjoy the laughs! 😈😄