Dad Jokes 
Get ready to rise from the grave with these zombie jokes! Perfect for fans of the undead and those looking for a good laugh, these jokes are sure to make you chuckle—even if you’re brain-dead! Let’s dig into the fun!
1. Why don’t zombies eat fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
2. What do you call a zombie that can’t stop singing?
A dead ringer!
3. Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend?
She just couldn’t get into his head!
4. How do zombies prefer to travel?
By dead bus!
5. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a zombie?
A dead bite!
6. Why did the zombie go to school?
He wanted to improve his deaducation!
7. What do zombies do at parties?
They thrill and chill!
8. How do you fix a broken zombie?
With dead glue!
9. What do you call a zombie with a brain?
An overachiever!
10. Why did the zombie go to therapy?
He had a grave situation!
11. What’s a zombie’s favorite snack?
Brain food!
12. Why did the zombie bring a ladder?
To reach the high brains!
13. How do zombies stay in shape?
They do dead lifts!
14. Why did the zombie go to the gym?
He wanted to get a little more dead weight!
15. What do you call a zombie who writes music?
A dead composer!
16. How do zombies communicate?
With grunts and groans!
17. What’s a zombie’s favorite game?
Dead by Daylight!
18. Why do zombies make terrible friends?
Because they’re always dying to meet you!
19. What did the zombie say to the other zombie?
“You crack me up—let’s hit the brain buffet!”
20. Why did the zombie go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to draw blood!
There you have it—20 zombie jokes that are sure to bring the undead to life in laughter! Share them with friends and enjoy a good scare… and a good chuckle! 🧟♂️😂