Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some laughs with these blonde jokes! These light-hearted quips are sure to bring a smile to your face, whether you’re sharing them with friends or just enjoying a good chuckle on your own. So let’s dive into the humor!
1. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
2. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
3. Why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice?
Because it said “Concentrate” on the label!
4. How did the blonde try to kill a fish?
She tried to drown it!
5. Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W’s!
6. What do you get when a blonde and a politician collide?
Increased visibility!
7. Why did the blonde wear a tutu to the bank?
She wanted to make a withdrawal in style!
8. How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
I’ll tell you later!
9. Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed?
To see how long she slept!
10. What do you call a blonde who gets an education?
A myth!
11. Why did the blonde bring string to the bar?
So she could tie one on!
12. How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!
13. Why did the blonde put her money in the blender?
She wanted to make some liquid assets!
14. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant!
15. Why did the blonde bring a pencil to the party?
In case she had to draw attention!
16. How did the blonde find out she was pregnant?
She missed her period… and the punchline!
17. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think they’re getting their picture taken!
18. What do you call a blonde who can count to 10?
Overqualified!
19. Why did the blonde cross the road?
To see if the grass was greener on the other side!
20. What’s the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline!
There you go—20 blonde jokes to lighten the mood and bring on the laughter! Remember, these jokes are all in good fun, so share them with friends and enjoy a good laugh together!