Dad Jokes 
Get ready to giggle and squirm with some poop jokes for kids! These silly and funny jokes are perfect for making little ones laugh and turning any situation into a giggle fest. So grab your toilet humor, and let’s dive right in!
1. What did one piece of poop say to the other?
“You crack me up!”
2. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
3. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
4. Why did the kid bring a ladder to the bathroom?
Because he wanted to use the high toilet!
5. What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Doo-doo!
6. Why did the poop cross the road?
To get to the other side!
7. What do you call a bathroom superhero?
Captain Poop!
8. Why did the poop go to school?
Because it wanted to be a little smarter!
9. What did the poop say to the fart?
“You blow me away!”
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, including poop!
11. What do you call a fairy that hasn’t taken a bath?
Stinkerbell!
12. What did the poop say to the toilet?
“I’m ready to go!”
13. How do you know if your toilet is haunted?
When it gurgles at night!
14. What’s a poop’s favorite game?
Hide and Seek—because it loves to sneak up on you!
15. Why did the poop get kicked out of the party?
Because it was too stinky!
16. What did one poop say to another during a race?
“Let’s roll!”
17. Why was the toilet so good at basketball?
Because it always made the shot!
18. How does poop stay in shape?
It does a lot of squats!
19. What did the little poop want to be when it grew up?
A big shot!
20. Why did the poop sit down?
Because it couldn’t stand the pressure!
There you have it—20 poop jokes for kids that are sure to bring lots of laughs! Whether sharing them with friends or just enjoying some good old-fashioned toilet humor, these jokes are a fun way to lighten the mood. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and a little silliness goes a long way!