Dad Jokes 
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and what better way to celebrate than with some Christmas dad jokes for 2023! These hilarious quips will have everyone laughing and groaning around the holiday table. So grab a cup of cocoa, and let’s dive into the festive fun!
1. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out!
2. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
Because it needed to get a trim!
3. What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes?
*Rudolph the Red-Nosed Pun-der!
4. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!
5. What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
Wrap music!
6. Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his wrapping skills!
7. How do you know when Santa’s around?
You can always sense his presents!
8. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
9. Why do Christmas trees like to knit?
Because they always drop their needles!
10. What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
11. Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumby!
12. What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
A sandy claws!
13. What do you get when you mix an Christmas tree and an iPad?
A pine-Apple!
14. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Because they always drop their needles!
15. How does a snowman get around?
By riding an icicle!
16. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
17. What did the gingerbread man use to fix his house?
Icing!
18. Why did the ornaments go to school?
To get a little tinsel-ation!
19. What did one Christmas light say to the other?
“You light up my life!”
20. Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
There you have it—20 festive Christmas dad jokes for 2023! Share these with family and friends to spread some holiday cheer and laughter. Enjoy the season!