Dad Jokes 
Nurses have a special way of bringing humor to their challenging days, and funny nurse jokes are a great way to lighten the mood! Whether you’re a nurse looking for a laugh during a busy shift or you want to share some smiles with your healthcare heroes, these jokes are perfect for every occasion. Let’s dive into the world of nurse humor!
1. Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?
In case she needed to draw blood!
2. What did the doctor say to the nurse?
“You’re my patient’s last line of defense!”
3. Why did the nurse go to art school?
Because she wanted to learn how to draw blood!
4. How do nurses stay in shape?
They do a lot of running—running from one patient to another!
5. Why did the nurse break up with the doctor?
Because he had no patients!
6. What do you call a nurse who always knows what to say?
A “nurse-ician”!
7. How do you know a nurse is on the job?
They have a stethoscope and a caffeine addiction!
8. Why did the nurse carry a red marker?
In case they needed to highlight a problem!
9. What did the patient say to the nurse?
“I’m really sick of this hospital food!”
The nurse replied, “So is everyone else!”
10. Why do nurses make terrible detectives?
Because they always assume the patient is lying down!
11. What did the nurse say when her patient asked if they would be okay?
“Of course! You’ll be back to your usual self in no time… or at least a version of it!”
12. Why did the nurse always carry a pencil?
In case she had to “write” a prescription!
13. How did the nurse react when the doctor said he was going to retire?
She said, “I can’t blame you! This job is no bed of roses!”
14. What’s a nurse’s favorite game?
“Operation,” of course!
15. Why did the nurse wear red lipstick?
In case she had to give someone a “lip” service!
16. How do nurses handle stress?
They just take it one “patient” at a time!
17. Why did the nurse join the gym?
To work on her “patient” endurance!
18. What do you call a nurse who can play the piano?
A “nurse-ician”!
19. Why do nurses always carry a pen?
Because they want to “write” a happy ending!
20. How do nurses stay so organized?
They know how to “chart” their course!
These funny nurse jokes are sure to bring smiles and laughter to the nursing community and beyond! Share them with your favorite nurses to brighten their day and remind them that humor is the best medicine. Keep the laughter going!