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Ready for some laughs? These fat jokes from 2023 are all in good fun, celebrating body positivity while delivering some light-hearted humor. Perfect for a laugh with friends or a bit of comedic relief, these jokes will surely get some giggles!
20 Hilarious Fat Jokes
1. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything—even my weight!”
2. “I told my friend I was on a new diet. I just eat whatever I want and then stop when I’m full. He said, ‘That sounds like every diet I know!'”
3. “Why did the fat guy sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time!”
4. “I used to have a handle on life, but then I got a new fridge!”
5. “Why did the donut go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby!”
6. “What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller!“
7. “Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the top shelf!“
8. “Why did the cookie go to the gym? To get a little more dough!“
9. “What’s a fat person’s favorite exercise? Doughnuts!“
10. “I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He said to stop going to those places!”
11. “What do you call a fat dinosaur? A dough-saurus!“
12. “Why don’t we ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they’re too fat to climb!”
13. “Why did the man get kicked out of the buffet? He was just too full of himself!“
14. “What did the fat man say when he lost his job? ‘I guess I’m not cut out for this!'”
15. “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and wanted to join the party!”
16. “What do you get when you cross a fat person with a computer? A byte that’s hard to digest!”
17. “Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!”
18. “I asked my gym trainer for exercises to lose weight. He said, ‘You might want to consider running away from that pizza!'”
19. “Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!”
20. “What’s a fat person’s favorite game? Hide and seek! Just kidding—there’s no hiding!”
These fat jokes are meant for some light-hearted fun and laughter. Share them with friends for a good chuckle, and remember, humor is all about enjoying the moment!