Dad Jokes 
Who says only kids can have fun with puns? Whether you’re trying to break the ice at a party or just want to slip a sly joke into casual conversation, these pun jokes for adults will have you rolling your eyes in delight. And hey, a good groan counts as a laugh, right?
1. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.
2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
So I kneaded a change.
3. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side?
He’s all right now.
4. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek competition,
but it’s really hard to find good players.
5. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta. (Some things never get old!)
6. I tried to catch some fog yesterday.
I mist.
7. My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward.
8. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
9. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
10. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
11. I once got into a fight with a broken elevator.
I took it to another level.
12. I’m terrified of elevators,
so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
13. I made a pun about the wind…
but it blows.
14. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
15. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey,
but then I turned myself around.
16. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybe.
17. I’m no good at math, but I know that parallel lines have a lot in common.
Too bad they’ll never meet.
18. I thought about going on an all-almond diet,
but that’s just nuts.
19. What’s the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.
20. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
but none of them work.
There you have it, a batch of pun jokes for adults that will keep the groans and giggles going. Perfect for when you need a quick laugh or just want to show off your wit at the next happy hour!