Dad Jokes 
Laughter is a great way to bring joy, and these clean jokes are perfect for kids! Here are some fun and silly jokes that are sure to get giggles from children of all ages. Enjoy!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
What did the tomato say to the lettuce during a race?
“Lettuce catch up!”
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
These clean jokes are perfect for sharing with kids and can bring smiles and laughter to any gathering. Enjoy the giggles!