Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some hilarious “Deez Nuts” jokes that are bound to get some laughs! These classic jokes are perfect for sharing with friends who appreciate a good punchline. Here are 20 of the best “Deez Nuts” jokes that will have everyone chuckling!
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
I heard it has great food, but you’ll need to check out Deez Nuts!
What’s the best way to make a tissue dance?
Put a little Deez Nuts in it!
Have you heard about the new superhero?
His name is Captain Deez Nuts!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up Deez Nuts!
What did the farmer say after harvesting his crops?
“Time to pick Deez Nuts! ”
What’s your favorite type of music?
I really love Deez Nuts and bolts!
Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on Deez Nuts!
What do you call a joke about nuts?
A classic Deez Nuts joke!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to Deez Nuts!
Did you know I started a new band?
We’re called Deez Nuts and the Funky Bunch!
What did one nut say to the other?
“Deez Nuts are so much fun!”
How do you make a nut laugh?
Tell it a joke about Deez Nuts!
Why did the squirrel go to the party?
To hang out with Deez Nuts!
What’s a nut’s favorite movie?
Deez Nuts and the Chamber of Secrets!
Did you hear about the new candy store?
It’s all about Deez Nuts!
What’s a nut’s favorite game?
Deez Nuts: The Game of Life!
Why did the peanut go to the gym?
To work on Deez Nuts!
What do you call a collection of nut jokes?
The Deez Nuts anthology!