Dad Jokes 
Looking to brighten up Mother’s Day with some laughter? These “jokes funny Mothers Day quotes” are perfect for celebrating the amazing moms in our lives while sharing a good chuckle. From sweet sentiments to playful puns,
here are 20 hilarious jokes that are sure to bring smiles to all the mothers out there!
Why did the mother broom ask for a day off?
Because she felt she was always getting swept off her feet!
What did the mother tomato say to the baby tomato?
“Catch up!”
Why did the mom bring a ladder to Mother’s Day brunch?
Because she heard the food was on a higher level!
What did the son say to his mom when she asked him to clean his room?
“I’d love to, but I’m on a cleaning diet!”
Why did the computer go to its mom?
Because it had a bad byte!
What did one mom say to the other at the park?
“We should start a play-date club! It’ll be a hit!”
Why was the mother cow so good at math?
Because she knew how to multiply!
What did the mother say to her messy kids?
“I didn’t sign up for a clutter challenge!”
Why did the mother keep a map in her purse?
Because she was always trying to find her way to happiness!
How did the mother spider ask for help?
“Can you help me with my web design?”
What did the kid say to his mom when she asked him to help with dinner?
“I’d love to, but I’m on a see-food diet!”
Why did the mother bear give her kids a time-out?
Because they were being too paw-some!
What did the mom say to her teenager who was late?
“I thought I raised you better than to keep me on my toes!”
Why did the mom join a gym?
To get a little more workout of her “mom-bod”!
What did the mom say when her son forgot to buy her a gift?
“You’re lucky I love you unconditionally! Otherwise, you’d be grounded!”
Why did the mother baker always win awards?
Because her recipes were simply unbe-leaf-able!
What did the mom say when her kids asked her to play video games?
“Only if I get to be the queen!”*
Why did the mom plant a garden?
Because she wanted to grow some blooming great memories!
What did the mother ocean say to her children?
“You’re all just waves of love!”
What do you call a mom who knows everything?
A mothership of knowledge!
These “jokes funny Mothers Day quotes” are perfect for sharing with your mom or any special mother figure in your life. Spread the laughter and love this Mother’s Day!