Get ready to giggle with these funny baby Memes jokes that will have you rolling on the floor! Babies have an innate ability to bring joy and laughter into our lives, and combining that with some hilarious jokes makes for a perfect combo. So, let’s dive into these amusing baby jokes that capture the essence of their adorable antics!

Because its mother was a wafer (away for) too long!

2. What do you call a baby that can play the piano?

A toddler-ella!

3. Why did the baby cross the road?

To get to the other side of the crib!

4. How do you make a baby smile?

Just add a tickle!

5. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

“Where’s pop corn?”

6. Why don’t babies need a car?

Because they can’t reach the pedal!

7. What do you get when you cross a baby with a computer?

A byte-sized cutie!

8. How do babies keep their pants up?

With diaper clips!

9. What do you call a baby who is always on the phone?

A cell baby!

10. Why did the baby bring a ladder to the bar?

Because it heard the drinks were on the house!

11. What’s a baby’s favorite musical instrument?

The rattle!

12. Why did the baby sit on the clock?

Because it wanted to be on time!

13. What do you call a baby who tells tall tales?

A little fibber!

14. Why was the baby strawberry upset?

Because her parents were in a jam!

15. How do you know if a baby is in trouble?

When it starts to give you that look!

16. What do you call a baby with a smartphone?

An iBaby!

17. Why did the baby bring a pencil to bed?

To draw dreams!

18. What’s a baby’s favorite game?

Peek-a-boo, of course!

19. How do you catch a baby’s attention?

With a squeaky toy!

20. Why did the baby take a nap on the computer?

Because it wanted to sleep on the mouse pad!


These funny baby jokes are perfect for sharing with friends or using as captions for those adorable baby memes. Enjoy the laughter and cuteness overload!

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