Dad Jokes 
Get ready to laugh with these lighthearted jokes about men! Whether you’re sharing them with friends or just looking for a good chuckle, these jokes are sure to bring some smiles. Let’s dive in!
1. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
Because it said “concentrate!”
2. How do you make a man stop complaining?
You give him a job and then ask him to delegate!
3. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
4. What do you call a man who lost all of his intelligence?
A widow!
5. Why don’t men need more than one bookmark?
Because the sports section is in the middle of the newspaper!
6. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob!
7. How can you tell if a man is well organized?
He has a list of things he forgot to do!
8. Why did the man put his money in the blender?
Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!
9. What do you call a man who’s always on the go?
“A man on the run—most likely from his responsibilities!”
10. Why did the man get locked out of his house?
Because he forgot his keys—again!
11. What did the man say to the bartender?
“I’ll take a drink that’s strong enough to make me forget my troubles!”
12. Why did the man refuse to play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when he’s never found!
13. How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a pretty girl!
14. Why did the man put a pencil behind his ear?
Because he couldn’t find a pen!
15. What do you call a man who’s great at fixing things?
“A handyman—if he can find the tools!”
16. Why don’t men make good secret agents?
Because they can’t keep a secret to save their lives!
17. How do you know a man is lying?
His lips are moving!
18. Why do men like to watch sports?
Because they enjoy watching people compete for the most pointless things!
19. What’s a man’s idea of multitasking?
Watching two games at the same time!
20. Why did the man bring a blanket to the bar?
Because he heard it was a cozy spot to relax!
These jokes about men are all in good fun! Share them with your friends and enjoy the laughter!