Dad Jokes 
Get ready to ho-ho-ho with these dad Christmas jokes! Perfect for family gatherings, holiday parties, or just to bring a smile to someone’s face, these jokes will keep the Christmas spirit alive. Let’s spread some festive cheer with a dash of humor!
1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
2. Why did Santa go to music school?
Because he wanted to improve his wrapping skills!
3. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues!
4. Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting?
Because it kept dropping its needles!
5. How does a snowman get around?
By riding an icicle!
6. What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
7. Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has elf care!
8. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out and have a flake party!
9. Why did the gingerbread man go to school?
Because he wanted to be a smart cookie!
10. What’s Santa’s favorite candy?
A Jolly Rancher!
11. What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time?
A sandwich!
12. Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Because he went down in history!
13. What’s the best thing to put in a Christmas cookie?
Your teeth!
14. What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?
Rude-olph!
15. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
16. Why was the Christmas stocking so good at keeping secrets?
Because it always had a toe to tell!
17. How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he’s visited?
He keeps a log!
18. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis!
19. Why do Christmas trees like to knit?
Because they’re so good at purling!
20. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
An elf in denial!
These dad Christmas jokes are sure to bring laughter and joy to your holiday celebrations. Share them with family and friends for a merry good time!