Dad Jokes 
If you’re in the mood for some humor that dances on the edge of darkness without going too far, you’re in for a treat! These Funny Offensive Jokes with a touch of dark humor are perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh with a little bit of bite. So, let’s dive into 20 funny offensive jokes that will surely elicit a chuckle (or a groan)!
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
2. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field—until he got too corny!
4. I used to have a handle on life,
but then it broke!
5. What did the dad say to the son who wanted to start a band?
“You’ll need a lot of ‘note’-worthy skills to get far!”
6. My friend said he didn’t understand cloning.
I told him, “That makes two of us!”
7. I don’t have a carbon footprint.
I just drive everywhere!
8. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you!”
9. My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
We’ll see about that!
10. Why don’t graveyards have Wi-Fi?
Because people are just dying to get in!
11. What’s the hardest part about being a comedian?
Trying to make deadpan humor come alive!
12. I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places!
13. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks, but it also needed a little peck of humor!
14. I named my dog “Five Miles”
So I can say I walk Five Miles every day!
15. Why do they bury ghosts in cemeteries?
Because they can’t handle the grave consequences!
16. I used to play piano by ear,
but now I use my hands!
17. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug!
18. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems—but that’s just adding to the fun!
19. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it—just don’t tell it to sneeze away!
20. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!
And there you have it! These funny offensive jokes with a touch of dark humor are perfect for sharing with friends who enjoy a bit of cheekiness in their laughs. Remember to keep it light and enjoy the humor!