Looking to tickle your boyfriend’s funny bone? These Funny Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend are perfect for lightening the mood and sharing some laughs together. Whether you’re trying to make him smile or just want to share a giggle, these jokes will do the trick. Let’s dive into 20 funny jokes to tell your boyfriend that are sure to spark some joy!

1. Why did the boyfriend bring a ladder to the bar?

Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

2. What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend who had a bad sense of direction?

“You’re lost without me!”

3. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

4. Why did the boyfriend break up with his girlfriend before Valentine’s Day?

He wanted to avoid all the “hearts” and flowers!

5. What do you call a man who lost all of his intelligence?

A widow!

6. Why did the boy bring a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!

7. What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend who was trying to be funny?

“Stop it, you’re making me laugh!”

8. Why did the boyfriend sit on his clock?

Because he wanted to be on time!

9. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated!

10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

11. How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

12. What did one wall say to the other wall?

“I’ll meet you at the corner!”

13. Why did the girlfriend bring a pencil to dinner?

In case she wanted to draw some attention!

14. What did the boyfriend say after a breakup?

“I guess we just weren’t on the same page!”

15. Why did the boyfriend always carry a pencil?

In case he needed to sketch a plan!

16. How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

17. What did the boyfriend say when he found a four-leaf clover?

“I’m feeling lucky today!”

18. Why did the girlfriend go to art school?

Because she wanted to learn how to draw the line!

19. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

20. Why did the boyfriend refuse to play cards?

Because he was afraid of getting a bad hand!


There you have it! These funny jokes are perfect for sharing with your boyfriend to spark some laughter and joy. Enjoy the giggles and keep the fun going!

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