Dad Jokes 
If you’re in the mood for some humor that leans towards the dark side, you’ve come to the right place! These dark funny jokes mix wit with a touch of the morbid. Remember, dark humor is all about pushing boundaries while still keeping it playful. Let’s dive into 20 dark funny jokes that will make you chuckle, even if they’re a bit twisted!
1. I have a joke about death,
but it’s a killer!
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug!
4. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
I call it lunch!
5. I used to have a handle on life,
but then it broke.
6. I want to die peacefully in my sleep,
like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car!
7. I’d tell you a joke about an elevator,
but it’s an uplifting experience.
8. I have a joke about a broken pencil,
but it’s pointless!
9. Why don’t graveyards have Wi-Fi?
Because people are just dying to get in!
10. What did the fisherman say to the magician?
“Pick a cod, any cod!”
11. I have a fear of speed bumps,
but I’m slowly getting over it!
12. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
13. What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a windshield?
Its butt!
14. I used to be a baker,
but I couldn’t make enough dough!
15. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, “They’re right behind you!”
16. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
17. I wanted to buy some camo pants,
but couldn’t find any!
18. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
19. I used to work for a blanket factory,
but it folded!
20. What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes “whack,” “dang!” A bad skydiver goes “dang,” “whack!”
And there you have it! These dark funny jokes are perfect for sharing with friends who appreciate a bit of edge in their humor. Enjoy the laughs, and remember to keep it light-hearted!