Dad Jokes 
If you enjoy humor that takes a walk on the wild side, you’re in for a treat! These super dark jokes push the boundaries of comedy while still being playful. Remember, these jokes are meant for a specific audience, so share them wisely. Let’s dive into 20 super dark jokes that will have you laughing in the most unexpected ways!
1. Why don’t graveyards have Wi-Fi?
Because people are just dying to get in!
2. I have a joke about trickle-down economics,
but 99% of you will never get it.
3. My therapist told me time heals all wounds.
So I stabbed him and waited!
4. Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is!
5. I’d tell you a joke about an elevator,
but it’s an uplifting experience that has its ups and downs.
6. What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a windshield?
Its butt!
7. I used to have a handle on life,
but then it broke.
8. What did one dead man say to the other?
“Do you believe in life after death?”
9. I have a joke about a broken pencil,
but it’s pointless!
10. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
11. What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes “whack,” “dang!” A bad skydiver goes “dang,” “whack!”
12. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug!
13. My friend said he didn’t understand cloning.
I told him, “That makes two of us!”
14. I wanted to die peacefully in my sleep,
like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car!
15. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
16. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
17. I used to be a baker,
but I couldn’t make enough dough!
18. I’d tell you a joke about an exorcism,
but I can’t seem to get rid of it!
19. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field—until he got too corny!
20. I have a joke about an elevator,
but it’s an uplifting experience!
Remember, these super dark jokes are not for everyone and should be shared with caution! Enjoy the laughter and keep it light-hearted!