Get ready to enjoy some classic humor with these Dad Jokes Knock Knock Jokes ! These jokes are perfect for sharing with family and friends, and they’re sure to bring a smile (and maybe a groan) to everyone’s face. So, without further ado, let’s dive into 20 hilarious knock-knock dad jokes that will have you laughing out loud!

1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!

2. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

3. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!

4. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

5. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Dishes.
²Dishes who?
Dishes is a very bad joke!

6. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Wendy.
²Wendy who?
Wendy you think I’m funny?

7. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Honeydew.
²Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to go to the movies?

8. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Harry.
²Harry who?
Harry up, it’s time to go!

9. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Annie.
²Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?

10. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Butter.
²Butter who?
Butter let me in, or I’ll freeze!

11. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Justin.
²Justin who?
Justin time for a dad joke!

12. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Boo who?
Boo who?
Why are you crying?

13. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Figs.
²Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

14. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!

15. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Yoda.
²Yoda who?
Yoda one for me!

16. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
Moo!

17. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Alpaca.
²Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

18. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!

19. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Orange.
²Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

20. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?


And there you have it! These dad jokes and knock-knock jokes are sure to provide plenty of laughs. Perfect for family gatherings or just sharing a chuckle with friends, these jokes will add a light-hearted touch to your day! Enjoy!

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