Did you hear about the latest batch of hilarious jokes? They’re so good that they’ll have you laughing out loud and rolling your eyes at the same time. Perfect for sharing with friends or breaking the ice at any gathering, these jokes are the kind that just keep giving. Let’s dive into 20 “Did you hear about” jokes that will leave everyone in stitches!


Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

He made a mint!

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?

There was nothing left but de-brie.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?

He’s all right now!

Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?

It had great food, but no atmosphere.

Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent!

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?

He had too many strokes.

Did you hear about the guy who made a career out of catching water?

He was a well-known “catcher”!

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months!

Did you hear about the cow that jumped over the moon?

It was a bovine in a leap of faith!

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents!

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the block?

I heard the food is to die for!

Did you hear about the guy who couldn’t stop telling jokes?

He was a real pun-derful person!

Did you hear about the ghost who went to the party?

He had a great time, but he was just there for the boos.

Did you hear about the bread that got into a fight?

It got toasted!

Did you hear about the astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend?

He needed space.

Did you hear about the guy who couldn’t stop counting?

He was “one” in a million!


There you go! These “Did you hear about” jokes are sure to lighten the mood and bring some smiles. Perfect for sharing with friends or using as icebreakers. Enjoy the laughs!

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