Dad Jokes 
Get ready to laugh with these bartender jokes that are perfect for sharing with friends over drinks or during a night out! These Bartender Jokes jokes are light-hearted and sure to keep the fun flowing. Let’s mix up a great collection of hilarious bartender humor!
1. A sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
2. A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks, “Where did you get that?” The parrot replies, “In a pretty nice place. You should try it!”
3. Two beer mugs walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “You two look a bit empty!”
4. Why did the bartender break up with his girlfriend?
She had too many issues with his mixed drinks!
5. A duck walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender, “Got any grapes?” The bartender says, “No.” The duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender replies, “No!” The duck leaves again. This goes on for a week until the bartender finally says, “If you come back here asking for grapes again, I’ll nail your beak to the bar!” The next day, the duck walks in and asks, “Got any nails?” The bartender says, “No.” The duck replies, “Got any grapes?”
6. A guy walks into a bar with a small dog.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t allow dogs in here.” The guy replies, “This is a service dog.” The bartender asks, “What service does he provide?” The guy says, “He helps me find my way home after I’ve had too many!”
7. Why did the skeleton go to the bar?
Because he needed a drink to get his bones moving!
8. A bartender says, “What’ll it be?”
The customer replies, “I’ll have a double shot.” The bartender asks, “What’s your problem?” The customer says, “I just lost my job.” The bartender says, “Then you definitely need a triple!”
9. A guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit cocktail.
The bartender says, “We don’t have any fruit!” The guy replies, “Just throw in some whiskey and we’ll call it a smoothie!”
10. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one at the bar!
11. A guy walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.
The bartender pours him a glass and says, “That’ll be $5.” The guy replies, “I thought this was a bar!” The bartender says, “Yeah, but water has gone up in price!”
12. What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?
“Olive or twist?”
13. A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo.”
14. A guy walks into a bar and says, “I’ll take a beer.”
The bartender asks, “What kind?” The guy replies, “The one that gets me drunk!”
15. Why do bartenders always carry a pencil?
In case they need to draw a drink!
16. A guy orders a drink and says to the bartender, “Make it a strong one.”
The bartender replies, “How strong?” The guy says, “Stronger than my will to stay sober!”
17. What did the bartender say when the customer dropped his drink?
“You just made a mess of your cocktail!”
18. Why did the bartender refuse to serve the ghost?
Because he couldn’t handle his spirit!
19. A cow walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The cow replies, “I’ll take a moo-tini!”
20. How does a bartender say goodbye?
“I’ll see you next round!”
Conclusion
These bartender jokes are perfect for sharing at the bar or during a fun night out with friends! They add a splash of humor to any gathering, ensuring that everyone leaves with a smile. Remember to keep the laughter flowing and enjoy these hilarious quips!