Dad Jokes 
Get ready for a cheeky laugh with these adult dirty jokes! These risqué one-liners are perfect for an adult audience and sure to spice up any gathering. Just remember, these are all in good fun!
1. Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butts when they quack!
2. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
You can’t drive a golf ball 200 yards!
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, including bad decisions!
4. What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
“I want you inside me!”
5. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems… in the bedroom!
6. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together… but that’s not the only thing it’s good at!
7. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved… but they also made some splashy decisions!
8. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well… or maybe just needed a checkup!
9. What do you call a dirty joke?
A pun that needs a shower!
10. Why did the woman bring a ladder to the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
11. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream it… just like your ex!
12. Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears!
13. What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off!
14. Why was the broom late?
Because it swept too much and got caught up!
15. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite… and a biting sense of humor!
16. How do you organize a space party?
You planet… but don’t forget the space for fun!
17. What did one saggy boob say to the other?
“We should probably get some support!”
18. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks… and the rhythm!
19. What did the fisherman say to the mermaid?
“Can I get a hook up?”
20. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts… or the bodies to back it up!
There you have it—20 adult dirty jokes to share with friends who appreciate a little cheeky humor! Enjoy responsibly and keep the laughter rolling!