Dad Jokes 
Looking for some snappy humor? These alligator jokes are sure to make you grin from ear to ear (just like an alligator!). Whether you’re a reptile fan or just in need of some swampy laughs, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves some gator humor!
1. Why don’t alligators like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
2. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-i-gator!
3. Why did the alligator wear a party hat?
Because it was his snap birthday!
4. What’s an alligator’s favorite drink?
Gator-ade!
5. What do you call an alligator who likes to sing?
A croc-star!
6. Why did the alligator cross the road?
To get to the swamp side!
7. What do you call an alligator who’s always breaking the law?
A crook-odile!
8. Why did the alligator break up with his girlfriend?
Because she was too snap-py!
9. How do alligators send letters?
Via e-croc-mail!
10. What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One will see you later, the other in a while!
11. Why are alligators so good at sports?
Because they’re always snapping into action!
12. What do you get when you cross an alligator with a GPS?
A navigator!
13. Why don’t alligators tell jokes?
Because they have too many bites!
14. What kind of car does an alligator drive?
A Gator-ade!
15. How do you compliment an alligator?
Tell them they’re totally snaptastic!
16. What do alligators do after school?
They go gator-boarding!
17. Why do alligators hate the internet?
Too many pop-up ads!
18. How does an alligator ask for directions?
“Do you know where the swamp is?”
19. Why don’t alligators play poker?
They’re afraid of getting snapped out!
20. What’s an alligator’s favorite type of movie?
Anything with a big bite of action!
These alligator jokes are snappy, fun, and perfect for sharing with friends! Keep them handy for when you need a quick laugh that bites!