Dad Jokes 
April Fools’ Day—the one day of the year when it’s socially acceptable to prank your friends, family, and coworkers. If you’re looking for some harmless yet hilarious April Fools pranks jokes, you’re in the right place. These are guaranteed to get laughs (or at least a good-natured groan) without causing too much chaos. Ready to prank?
1. Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged… April Fools, it spilled itself!
2. Why was the broom late?
It swept right past the alarm clock! (Just like your reminder to prank someone today.)
3. What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hiss-tory. Just like how you’re about to make history with this prank.
4. Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many bugs… Actually, it just wanted some attention—April Fools!
5. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer. But don’t sleep on pulling a prank today!
6. Why don’t scientists trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something… especially on April Fools’ Day.
7. Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “No-bell” Prize! Just like you’re about to win the award for best prank.
8. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick… or your friend’s favorite pen after you cover it in tape for April Fools!
9. Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired… of dodging all these pranks!
10. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing… April Fools, it just didn’t like being pranked.
11. How do you organize a space party?
You planet… just like how you planned this epic prank today.
12. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go… unless it’s filled with water and you’re pranking your friend.
13. Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems… mostly caused by April Fools pranks!
14. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear. Perfect snack for after you pull off your April Fools prank.
15. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot. Not as funny as your April Fools prank though!
16. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner.” Just like how you’ll meet your friend at the punchline of your prank.
17. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one… or a prankster put a hole in his first pair.
18. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut! Kind of like how you’re acting while pulling pranks today.
19. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts—just like the person who fell for your prank.
20. What’s a prankster’s favorite kind of bread?
Pumper-nickel and April fools!
There you have it! The perfect collection of April Fools pranks jokes that are sure to get a laugh or two (or at least a well-meaning eye roll). Get out there and make this April 1st a day to remember!